This is what I'm paying the big bucks for?

Funny conversation with BabyBoy last night:

We were reading the book The Night Before Christmas and got to the part about the reindeer.

BabyBoy: Where's Rudolph?

Me: I don't know, maybe he's taking a break.

BabyBoy: Oh, I forgot. He went to history.

Me: (laughing) Yeah, I guess that is how the song goes.

BabyBoy: No, really Mama. He went to history. It's where things are in the past. We learned it in school.